Postby Anonymous » Tue Sep 03, 2002 12:54 pm
It was a Saint Juicy-Fruit Medallion, Proctector of all those who art Citrusy. Unfortunately he stayed bent over way to long and was so enthralled in his discovery that he never heard the banshee wail of Roberta as she/he gained momentum!
Now all our poor subject heard/felt was this strange long object poking really hard against his Ass, an enormous, stabbing pain.....Then he was in nirvana for about 20 seconds, after which his head slammed against the pavement and he was knocked out cold!
***********When he regained conciousness********
He was in his room on his bed!
He felt his head for a lump..... found none!
Checked his rear for collateral damage.......there was none!!
Whew..what a fuckin weird dream that was!!
Now as he was revelling in his good fortune, he felt a strange tingling all over and everything became hazy. In the distance through the haze he saw a figure appear, walking towards him .
(Chripes it wasn't a dream it really happened!!! It can't be, no way!)
Then as an afterthought he checked his left tit and lo an behold there was a big round orange object residing there!
He started to frothat the mouth!!!!
Our subject actually thought it was Saint Juicy coming to get him, was resigned to his fate, he proclaimed "take me with you to the garden of eternety!" salivating all the while.
Now as the spectre came closer he could see through the white light that he was wearing a white ensemble and a white mask! He was not alone 2 others in the same garb followed.
The closer they got the clearer they became until ,as they stood beside him, all but eclipsing the light behind them, he saw what they actualy were............
He Wailed in terror and tried to get up but he was held firm at the arms and legs, he fought with all his strength but to no avail!
The 3 beings looked on in what could pass for mirth and the first mumbled something to the others and was given what looked strangely enough like a scalpel!
The 2 "assistants" we could call them moved to pin him down even more securely and the first proceeded to cut him.
"no stay away don't touch me " he shrieked but they never heeded!
He felt a tug and faintly heard a ripping sound and passed out in terror!........
3 days later when he awoke, strangely refreshed and in what seemed to be a hospital room.....
"I'm alive!!!!!" he sighed "what a nightmare". "Why am I here?" he thought!
He sat up an looked around, as he glanced at the mirror he saw that his hospital gown's pocket had a rip in it!
"What the fuck am I doing in the hospital?"thought he.
He found the buzzer and Buzzed for a nurse........
When she came he asked for an explaination, she told it as follows.........
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