3RDRAIL,
There are a few members here that are very talented at creating custom signatures. Just ask around. ArcAngyl makes damn good looking signatures.
And once you have a signature you will need to go into your profile page and in the box where it asks for your signature, just input the syntax above and edit to be the real location of your signature.
For instance, my signature is at the following location:
http://www.f8team.com/images/sigs/WHITEFANG.jpg
Under the signature box under my profile, I use the above line and just add the IMG tags on each end like in my example in the post above.
Once you get a sig created, you will need to get it hosted and whoever hosts it for you can provide the link to you.
I hope this helps you out 3RDMONKEY.
Later,
Whitefang =VIII=