While this new development was a major setback for harbroring a relationship, our optomistic subject decided to take a pro-active approach to this problem. While the possibility of growing a secong citrosy mammary gland was non-exsistent, he decided to call a local talent agent.
Carmine Delgado was his name and although he was extememly revolted at first sight by the breast he quickly got to work......
**********1 YEAR LATER*********
Where is our subject you ask? Well, after a few circus gigs and a stint on Atlantic City's famous board walk, he got his big break.
With the help of Carmine, he was able to get a gig with a famous creator of infomercials. "The Juiceman" was the place he needed to be and it became reality a short while after.
He became nationally know as the "Juiceman's lactating lackey".
Even though the money was good the Juieman was starting to enter the primary stages of Alzeheimers, which when the mood struck him, our subject found that he was "Bertha" and would have his butt squeezed from time to time on the set.
While this was not the fame he had anticipated he would take what he could get. But there was still something missing from his life...............
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